Do Not Mess With Filipinos

I got this from my co-worker. This is quite funny.
On a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast, coffee, croissant, toast, butter and Jam, etc. When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.
American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
Filipino:  Of Course!
American:  (blowing bubbles with his gum) we don’t.  [...]